The Stand of Purple Hazee is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its burgeoning Black Bear population. The hard-working population of 12.584 billion Purple Hazeeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 19.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Purple Hazeean economy, worth 568 trillion Pesos a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 45,137 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Purple Hazee's national animal is the Black Bear.

Purple Hazee is ranked 184,915^th in the world and 33^rd in The Apolean Frontiers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.02 law-abiding acts per hour.