The Federal Republic of PwRepublic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Obama with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, otherworldly petting zoo, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.951 billion PwRepublicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Federal Palace. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PwRepublician economy, worth 392 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 201,009 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, and street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PwRepublic's national animal is the American HoneyBadger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ObamaCare.

PwRepublic is ranked 310,852^nd in the world and 5,758^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -501.5 on the Scary Big Number Scale.