The Orange Islands of Pyrohy is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Cynthia with an even hand, and renowned for its burgeoning Magikarp population. The compassionate population of 11.249 billion Pyrohians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Twinleaf Town. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pyrohian economy, worth 427 trillion ₱oké Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,975 ₱oké Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, group hugs break out during floor votes, and wilderness-dwelling hermits are surprised to find railway stations on their front doorsteps. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyrohy's national animal is the Magikarp, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Gyrados.

Pyrohy is ranked 133,174^th in the world and 174^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.43 law-abiding acts per hour.