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The Memleket of Qazaq Eli

“Sabaqtastyq, Ádildik, Órleŭ” Qasym-Jomart Toqaev

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Turkic Union

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Qazaq Eli

Population12.66 billion

CapitalAstana
LeaderQasym-Jomart Toqaev
FaithSecularism

CurrencyQazaq Teńge
AnimalQyran qus

The Memleket of Qazaq Eli is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Qasym-Jomart Toqaev with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.66 billion Qazaqs are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Qazaq economy, worth a remarkable 4,612 trillion Qazaq Teńges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 364,363 Qazaq Teńges, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,258,653 per year while the poor average 77,142, a ratio of 16.3 to 1.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Qazaq Eli's pristine beaches, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, and colonial subjects have Qazaq culture shoved down their throats. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Qazaq Eli's national animal is the Qyran qus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

Qazaq Eli is ranked 51,179th in the world and 6th in Turkic Union for Most Politically Free, scoring 73.81 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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1%
Rudest Citizens: 250thLargest Retail Industry: 333rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 358thMost Subsidized Industry: 409thMost Efficient Economies: 471stMost Armed: 597thLargest Black Market: 785thLargest Gambling Industry: 786thFattest Citizens: 825thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 898thHighest Average Incomes: 1,050thHighest Crime Rates: 1,252ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,520thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,536thMost Avoided: 1,588thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,616thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,628thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,676thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,771stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,829thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,897thTop
5%
Highest Economic Output: 2,093rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,176thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,181stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,602ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,641stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,813thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,671stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,839thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,133rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,616thSmartest Citizens: 4,858thLargest Governments: 5,386thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,947thMost Cultured: 8,959thTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 10,497thMost Stationary: 16,484thMost Influential: 16,521stHighest Poor Incomes: 16,567thHighest Drug Use: 16,853rdMost Secular: 18,641stLargest Populations: 19,227th
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10%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, colonial subjects have Qazaq culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, supermarket milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, citizens must pay to enjoy Qazaq Eli's pristine beaches.
  • : Qazaq Eli was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, the canal flows through the land like a twisty turny thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, male tourists tend to be fearful of Qazaq Eli's deadly femme fatales.

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