The Memleket of Qazaq Eli is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Qasym-Jomart Toqaev with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.931 billion Qazaqs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. The average income tax rate is 77.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Qazaq economy, worth an astonishing 10,567 trillion Qazaq Teñges a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 481,838 Qazaq Teñges, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, leading ethologists are being investigated for illegal electoral interference, and forgetting to pay your annual passport bill is a leading cause of deportations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Qazaq Eli's national animal is the snow leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secularism.

Qazaq Eli is ranked 1,619^th in the world and 1^st in Turkic Union for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 14,409.33 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.