The Southern-Commonwealth of Qezos is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Cedrio ''Oswaldo'' Qezcon with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.139 billion Qezonist live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cedric City. The average income tax rate is 36.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Qezosian economy, worth 219 trillion Qezo Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 102,598 Qezo Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The stacked neck-ring is this season's hottest fashion item, the nation is well known for its rather dull and family-friendly architecture, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Qezonist marry themselves', and the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qezos's national animal is the Qezon Kangarangatang, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rohman Catholicism.

Qezos is ranked 146,863^rd in the world and 2,357^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,835.14 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.