The Great Empire of Qilia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Yan'tséten Huang with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.461 billion qilianrens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yùshan. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Qilian economy, worth 245 trillion ៛ 買銅河 mátónghés a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,026 ៛ 買銅河 mátónghés, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being impolite in public is punishable by heavy fines, arbitration is mightier than the sword, citizens are required to report any and all incidents of prayer to their local Religious Affairs Officer, and the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qilia's national animal is the Chinese Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Shenzhenism.

Qilia is ranked 68,667^th in the world and 61^st in Lands End for Largest Governments, scoring 19.57 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.