The Fiefdom of Quagmore is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 828 million Quagmoreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Super Hongolor 2. The average income tax rate is 25.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Quagmorean economy, worth 33.0 trillion Quagmorian Trinkets a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,885 Quagmorian Trinkets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, every week is blindness awareness week, tourists visit Quagmore to mass-moon Quagmorean politicians, and the nation's smallest pigball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quagmore's national animal is the pig, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Quagmore is ranked 83,887^th in the world and 1,439^th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,672.78 on the Hickory Productivity Index.