The Kingdom of Quandaleica is a very large, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 136 million Quandaleicans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.5%.

The strong Quandaleican economy, worth 6.68 trillion dinglets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 49,086 dinglets, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,175 per year while the poor average 7,849, a ratio of 25.8 to 1.

Slaving over a hot stove to cook the family dinner isn't metaphorical in Quandaleica, teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Quandaleica's national animal is the salmon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Quandaleica is ranked 100,983^rd in the world and 1^st in Egg Harbor for Most Secular, with 17.34 Atheism Rate.