by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Spotlight on:

National Flag

The 🐶🐱🐯🐴🐗🐮🐷🐭🐹🐰🐻🐨🐸🐼 of Queen Yuno

“Sad” 🍮🍒🍰🍓🍍🍆🍌🎂🍪🍭🍉🍯🍵🍙🍘🍣🍹🍛🌽🍖

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


Queen Yuno

Population11.233 billion



The 🐶🐱🐯🐴🐗🐮🐷🐭🐹🐰🐻🐨🐸🐼 of Queen Yuno is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 🍮🍒🍰🍓🍍🍆🍌🎂🍪🍭🍉🍯🍵🍙🍘🍣🍹🍛🌽🍖 with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.233 billion daughter of Yunoes are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 💋💙💖💛💝💜💗💚💘💌💓💟💞💕🐸🐢🐍🐲🐉🐳. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient 🐋🐬🐟🐠🐐🐦🐄🐇🐔🐓🐣🎬🎻🎹🎨⚽⚾🏀🏈🎾🎳🎱🔪 economy, worth a remarkable 5,830 trillion 🍥🍈🍊🍋🍎🍏🍐🍑🍅🍱🍚🍢🍡🍤🍧🍨🍩🍫🍬🍼s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 519,053 🍥🍈🍊🍋🍎🍏🍐🍑🍅🍱🍚🍢🍡🍤🍧🍨🍩🍫🍬🍼s, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, and foreign musicians that 🍮🍒🍰🍓🍍🍆🍌🎂🍪🍭🍉🍯🍵🍙🍘🍣🍹🍛🌽🍖 dislikes are turned away at the border. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Queen Yuno's national animal is the 🐡🐑🍻☕🍷🍸🍺🍦🍔🍟🍳🍲🍞🌲🌳🌴🌵🌾🌿🎍, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 🍗🍜🍝🍕🌻🌼💐🌹🌷🌱🎀💮🌸🏵️🌺⚜️🍄🌈🐏.

Queen Yuno is ranked 239,940th in the world and 9,973rd in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 1.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21stHighest Poor Incomes: 59thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 72ndMost Devout: 84thMost Valuable International Artwork: 97thMost Corrupt Governments: 98thLargest Black Market: 195thHighest Average Incomes: 272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 278thLargest Governments: 295thLowest Crime Rates: 321stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 561stMost Advanced Public Education: 811thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 872ndLongest Average Lifespans: 954thHighest Economic Output: 1,552ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,365thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,450thHealthiest Citizens: 2,691stMost Authoritarian: 2,930thBest Weather: 2,982ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,307thNudest: 4,898thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,071stMost Conservative: 6,184thMost Developed: 6,405thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,553rdMost Subsidized Industry: 8,473rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,207thTop
Most Influential: 12,211thMost Income Equality: 15,156thMost Extreme: 16,432ndMost Efficient Economies: 19,059th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 39th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 96th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 122nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 138th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 138th in the regionNudest: 151st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 172nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 173rd in the regionBest Weather: 185th in the regionMost Extreme: 189th in the regionMost Conservative: 322nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 393rd in the regionMost Developed: 397th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 464th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 521st in the regionLargest Populations: 534th in the regionMost Income Equality: 690th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 970th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, foreign musicians that 🍮🍒🍰🍓🍍🍆🍌🎂🍪🍭🍉🍯🍵🍙🍘🍣🍹🍛🌽🍖 dislikes are turned away at the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable.
  • : Queen Yuno altered its national flag.
  • : Queen Yuno changed its national demonym to "daughter of Yuno", its demonym plural to "daughters of Yuno", and its motto to "Sad".
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.


View Forum posts