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The Mistress of Blades 愛 Country of Queen Yuno

“Hell hath no fury like a raider woman.” Lilith

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Queen Yuno

Population6.433 billion

CapitalLolita Vampires
LeaderLilith
FaithDeadeyannyan

Currencyporcelain doll
AnimalYandere Samurai

The Mistress of Blades 愛 Country of Queen Yuno is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lilith with an iron fist, and remarkable for its fear of technology, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.433 billion little girls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lolita Vampires. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient desperate and furious economy, worth a remarkable 2,253 trillion porcelain dolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 350,271 porcelain dolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, Lilith's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, glassy-eyed desperate and furious wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Queen Yuno's national animal is the Yandere Samurai, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Deadeyannyan.

Queen Yuno is ranked 1,267th in the world and 28th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 21,782.25 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 59thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 174thHighest Poor Incomes: 192ndMost Corrupt Governments: 244thMost Devout: 246thLargest Black Market: 298thMost Influential: 636thHighest Average Incomes: 851stHighest Average Tax Rates: 940thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,010thLargest Governments: 1,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,267thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,312thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,665thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,984thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,608thLowest Crime Rates: 2,755thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,305thMost Authoritarian: 3,940thNudest: 3,976thHighest Economic Output: 4,687thMost Avoided: 4,922ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,771stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,350thTop
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Most Extreme: 8,678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,356thMost Conservative: 10,201stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,734thMost Income Equality: 15,649th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 74th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 80th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 105th in the regionNudest: 128th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 128th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 129th in the regionMost Avoided: 131st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 186th in the regionMost Conservative: 269th in the regionMost Income Equality: 331st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 381st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 383rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 429th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 589th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, glassy-eyed desperate and furious wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, Lilith's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Queen Yuno.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, every conceivable scenic location has been completely booked by couples desperate to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, mountains of VHS tapes of police actions are stacking up in the National Library.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, no one knows how to tie a reef knot.
  • : The Queen-Mother of Mommy Yuno dismissed Queen Yuno as test of Yuno.
  • : Following new legislation in Queen Yuno, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.

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