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The Scrunchy Derp of Quidomne

“In Derp We Trust”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Angels of Derp

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Quidomne

Population27.311 billion

CapitalQuia
LeaderDucem

CurrencyQuantum
AnimalWolf

The Scrunchy Derp of Quidomne is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ducem with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.311 billion Quidomneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quia. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Quidomnean economy, worth a remarkable 4,096 trillion Quantums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 149,994 Quantums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, refugees from other nations are flocking to Quidomne's border, skateparks can be found in every city, and the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure. Crime is totally unknown. Quidomne's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quidomne is ranked 1,365th in the world and 1st in Angels of Derp for Most Stationary, with 4,360.70554248 days.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 862ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 927thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,043rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,134thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,198thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,299thMost Stationary: 1,365thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,534thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,749thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,148thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,241stMost Developed: 2,424thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,479thBest Weather: 2,743rdTop
5%
Safest: 3,130thMost Pacifist: 3,139thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,273rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,415thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,555thMost Influential: 3,821stLargest Governments: 4,017thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,102ndNicest Citizens: 4,122ndSmartest Citizens: 4,382ndMost Cultured: 4,411thHighest Economic Output: 4,578thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,956thHealthiest Citizens: 5,085thLargest Populations: 5,929thHighest Food Quality: 5,936thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,429thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,720thMost Inclusive: 10,736thLowest Crime Rates: 11,227thTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 18,155thNudest: 18,323rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,239thMost Secular: 21,711thHighest Average Incomes: 22,189thMost Income Equality: 23,049th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Quidomne agreed to construct embassies between Angels of Derp and Majestia.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Quidomne agreed to construct embassies between Angels of Derp and Luzoosoos.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.

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