by Max Barry

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The Scrunchy Derp of Quidomne

“In Derp We Trust”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Angels of Derp



Population17.642 billion



The Scrunchy Derp of Quidomne is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ducem with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.642 billion Quidomneans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quia. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Quidomnean economy, worth a remarkable 2,578 trillion Quantums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 146,162 Quantums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Quidomne's mid-life crisis, fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back, and refugees from other nations are flocking to Quidomne's border. Crime is totally unknown. Quidomne's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quidomne is ranked 166,845th in the world and 8th in Angels of Derp for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -11.05 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 559thLargest Welfare Programs: 835thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 901stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,035thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,042ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,318thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,486thMost Efficient Economies: 1,490thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,670thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,677thTop
Most Stationary: 1,872ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,244thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,287thMost Developed: 2,321stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,341stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,394thNicest Citizens: 2,598thMost Pacifist: 2,703rdSafest: 2,771stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,799thBest Weather: 2,946thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,015thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,018thMost Influential: 3,045thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,161stLargest Governments: 3,457thMost Cultured: 3,461stSmartest Citizens: 3,771stHighest Economic Output: 4,394thHealthiest Citizens: 4,467thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,602ndLargest Populations: 7,028thNudest: 7,082ndMost Inclusive: 7,888thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 9,635thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,850thHighest Average Incomes: 13,413th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Quidomne's influence in Angels of Derp rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Quidomne lost WA Delegate status in Angels of Derp.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Quidomne was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Quidomne lodged a message on the Angels of Derp Regional Message Board.
  • : Quidomne's influence in Angels of Derp fell from "Superpower" to "Power".


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