“Matricole of the world, unite!”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The East Pacific
The Grand Duchy of Quinto Piano is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 664 million Quintopianistas are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coffee Quinto. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Quintopianista economy, worth 75.2 trillion Doghes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,253 Doghes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, and motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quinto Piano's national animal is the Fratton, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
- : Quinto Piano was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them.
- : Quinto Piano was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, Quintopianista Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock.
- : Quinto Piano was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
- : Quinto Piano was endorsed by The Endorse Libertanny of Khadah.
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