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The United States of Quitman Mississippi

“Make Quitman Great Again!” President Watkins

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: The Okchi Union

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Quitman Mississippi

Population3.641 billion

CapitalSanta Cruz
LeaderPresident Watkins
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The United States of Quitman Mississippi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Watkins with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.641 billion Quitman Mississippians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Cruz. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quitman Mississippian economy, worth 444 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,978 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, and builders across Quitman Mississippi are blocked up with orders for new public loos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quitman Mississippi's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Quitman Mississippi is ranked 11,658th in the world and 2nd in The Okchi Union for Most Corrupt Governments, with 78.33 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,015thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,101stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,373rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,744thMost Efficient Economies: 7,409thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,025thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,728thLowest Crime Rates: 10,027thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,260thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,658thMost Average: 12,819thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,561stHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,655thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,720thLargest Governments: 13,723rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,782ndHighest Poor Incomes: 15,211thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,079thHealthiest Citizens: 16,855th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Quitman Mississippi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Quitman Mississippi, builders across Quitman Mississippi are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Quitman Mississippi, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Quitman Mississippi, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused.
  • : Following new legislation in Quitman Mississippi, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : Quitman Mississippi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Quitman Mississippi, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Quitman Mississippi, school history books often refer to President Watkins as "that imperialist pig dog".
  • : Following new legislation in Quitman Mississippi, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Quitman Mississippi, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Quitman Mississippian democracy.

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