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The Dalist Path of Quixano

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Cairo Club

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Quixano

Population8.373 billion

CapitalSaint Andreisburg
LeaderMarshal Markus Briand
FaithDalism

Currencyreal
Animalnag

The Dalist Path of Quixano is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Marshal Markus Briand with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.373 billion Quixanoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Social Policy, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Quixanoan economy, worth 533 trillion reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,706 reais, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 188,028 per year while the poor average 16,974, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

The government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Quixano's national animal is the nag, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dalism.

Quixano is ranked 214,929th in the world and 20th in Cairo Club for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 107.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Top
5%
Most Primitive: 4,426thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,827thFattest Citizens: 9,802ndTop
10%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,446thMost Ignorant Citizens: 23,945thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24,085thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29,725thMost Conservative: 30,046thMost Avoided: 30,611thLargest Agricultural Sector: 32,032ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33,860th
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5%
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Quixano's influence in Cairo Club fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
  • : Quixano was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Quixano, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Quixano, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them.
  • : Following new legislation in Quixano, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them.
  • : Following new legislation in Quixano, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Quixano, Marshal Markus Briand is famed for giving great back rubs.
  • : Quixano was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Most Avoided and Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Quixano, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Quixano, the government's only official statement on the burning down of Saint Andreisburg was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless'.

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