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The Kingdom of Quoph

“Once more, unto the beach” Biscuiteen Trisket

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population4.608 billion

LeaderBiscuiteen Trisket


The Kingdom of Quoph is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Biscuiteen Trisket with an even hand, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, state-planned economy, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.608 billion Quophites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biscuitburg. The average income tax rate is 59.1%.

The very strong Quophish economy, worth 326 trillion Chilis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,884 Chilis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

A cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, and the World Kingdom Games have been won again by Quoph as no other country cares enough to compete. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quoph's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quoph is ranked 923rd in the world and 623rd in The North Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 153 Valid Endorsements.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 923rdMost Influential: 1,355thTop
Most Secular: 2,730thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,249thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,345thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,770thLargest Black Market: 10,467thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,282ndMost Cultured: 12,703rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,371stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,999th
Most Secular: 133rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 285th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 361st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 376th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 414th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 484th in the regionMost Influential: 535th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 623rd in the regionMost Cultured: 633rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 634th in the regionNudest: 679th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 681st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 755th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 849th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 153 » Notyoutopia, Cloydicia, Shin-Hachioji, Buckerino, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Sunto, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Diodone, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Pallaith, Ainsworth, Kwaj, Kelvaros Prime, Holy Oranz, Wineclaw, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Selfgradatude, General COE, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Eglise Sainte Eve, Moubarakistan, Frances Francis the First of France, Puczovska, Atain, Ozstan, Shibutani, Q w e r t y, Guslantis, Yukti, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Sacrento, United Draconia, Zeternia, Sundred, Empy, Ethnon, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, and 103 others.Wilkshire, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, SORT, Malta Comino Gozo, Sinelona, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Valhalla123, The Windmilluminati, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Votak Matim, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Kobagia, Napnomadia, Avemterra, Bearical, Niradans, Unsophisticate, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Lunallian, Dreadton, Outer Egorniand, Federation Terra Australis, Ostrolia, Ninjak30, Amauri, The South Falls, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Alunya, Steraz, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, Egalico, Solmetria, Joodey, Torakuen, Jasminlandia, Saturns Edge, Ibiscaton, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Misuvelia, Victoriaans Nederlands, 1 very fast endotarter, Ikea Rike, Aratani, Haor Chall, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Loutsland, Noahs Second Country, Test for a new hope, Elder Realms, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Constantinolia, Xzavia-Hjar, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Lindsaystan, Utopicican, Daiz, Runeda, Sockmanland, Abject Ludicrosity, The Tampa Bay Rays, Orado, Cuyan, Makersaulache, New Octicarg, Duerrlewang, McMasterdonia, Orven, The Stratosphere Islands, Ponantine, Racoda, Wisconsota, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Nothru Lerple, Angshire, Miruma, Kranostav, Loli County, Penrith, PotatoFarmers, Pazair, United Kahndaq, Seenvorland, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, Viridiann, Afcon, Zyvetskistaahn, and Eravonia.

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