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The Kingdom of Quoph

“Once more, unto the beach” Biscuiteen Trisket

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population7.646 billion

LeaderBiscuiteen Trisket


The Kingdom of Quoph is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Biscuiteen Trisket with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 7.646 billion Quophites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biscuitburg. The average income tax rate is 73.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Quophish economy, worth 504 trillion Chilis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,951 Chilis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, recognizing the Quophish flag qualifies you for citizenship, museum employees look down on short people, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quoph's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quoph is ranked 15,702nd in the world and 852nd in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,482.73 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 984thMost Influential: 1,407thTop
Most Secular: 3,348thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,023rdMost Rebellious Youth: 9,590thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,167thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,503rdMost Cultured: 11,648thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,605thBest Weather: 13,053rdLargest Black Market: 13,359thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,609thMost Stationary: 14,608thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,702ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,737thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,053rdLongest Average Lifespans: 22,760thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,342ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,903rd
Most Secular: 176th in the regionMost Stationary: 322nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 339th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 352nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 511th in the regionLargest Black Market: 563rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 566th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 575th in the regionMost Influential: 584th in the regionMost Cultured: 584th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 683rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 723rd in the regionBest Weather: 744th in the regionNudest: 810th in the regionLargest Populations: 829th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 847th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 852nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 917th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Quoph was endorsed by The Republic of Tsandonown.
  • : Quoph was endorsed by The Empire of Uzbek Khan.
  • : Quoph was endorsed by The Holy Red Monster of Mon Island.
  • : Quoph was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Quoph, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Quoph, museum employees look down on short people.
  • : Quoph was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Quoph, recognizing the Quophish flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Quoph was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Quoph, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 198 » Notyoutopia, Cloydicia, Buckerino, Yaorozu, PlanetPunk, Sunto, Siwale, Great Bights Mum, Corfad, Diodone, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Pallaith, Kwaj, Holy Oranz, Wineclaw, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Selfgradatude, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Moubarakistan, Frances Francis the First of France, Puczovska, Shibutani, Yukti, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, Zeternia, Sundred, Empy, Ethnon, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Wilkshire, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, SORT, Malta Comino Gozo, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, The Windmilluminati, Omnistria, Votak Matim, Abiswashyo-bhumi, and 148 others.Kobagia, Napnomadia, Bearical, Unsophisticate, Dreadton, Ninjak30, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, The Sinclarian Provinces, Guer Aike, Solmetria, Joodey, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, 1 very fast endotarter, Haor Chall, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Loutsland, Glurponia, Daiz, Runeda, The Tampa Bay Rays, Orado, New Octicarg, McMasterdonia, The Stratosphere Islands, Gnomewatchers, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, United Kahndaq, Seenvorland, Clan Spaniel, Dabarastan, Viridiann, Zyvetskistaahn, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Valentine Z, Volstokn, Fendlium, Tachycardia, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, The New Communist Republic Of States, Xagill, The Endless Eventide, Crader, Newpromisedland, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Varola, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, New Lakemba, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, Prydania, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Madjack, Xipher, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Innocentic, Andexia, Heilhum Imperius, U S Eh, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Xyrron, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, Navsland, Lulubellia, Hardscrabble, Republica Guilleana, A Salmon Named Harold, Draconian Progression, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Pytong, Kazoo Basin, Venicea, Imperial Pieserged, WeKnow, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Slyakanya, Yokciq Empire, Free Atlantis, Odelinor, The Pleiads, Nodnarb, Climeria, Colfes, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Seijitsu, Svenskskit, Bharathvarsh, Maratabat, Planes, His Enduring Majesty, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Star Kingdom, Vesteysia, Barabolia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Trumpski, Svenskan, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Super Girl, Aeolist, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, Yellops, Alexander the Magnus, Ellbonnia, Tyirza, Defense For The World Assembly, Mon Island, Uzbek Khan, and Tsandonown.

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