The Grand Federation of Quspia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by QGF President Marie-Pierre Boudreaux with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 11.67 billion Quspians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Welfare, although Healthcare, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ajaccio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The strong Quspian economy, worth 779 trillion Quspian Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 66,820 Quspian Pesos, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

No animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, edutainment video games are taking Quspia's students to the next level, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, and the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Quspia's national animal is the Quspian Roadrunner, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Quspia is ranked 179,869^th in the world and 47^th in Estovakia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 58.43 law-abiding acts per hour.