The Peaceful Realm of Qwertonion is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its enforced nudity and restrictive gun laws. The quiet, industrious population of 844 million Qwertonionians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 21.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Qwertonionian economy, worth 26.8 trillion milicoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,747 milicoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Religious epiphanies are often cited as a reason for high school drop-outs, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', and it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers. Crime is almost non-existent. Qwertonion's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Qwertonion is ranked 195,087^th in the world and 2^nd in Empyrea for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.