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The Qwertyuiopa Lucky Tsardom of Qwertyuiopa

“To live for the Tsar is to live among the madness.” St Patrick

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Unproven

Location: The North Pacific



Population4.875 billion

CapitalNeo London
LeaderSt Patrick

CurrencyGold Bar

The Qwertyuiopa Lucky Tsardom of Qwertyuiopa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by St Patrick with an even hand, and renowned for its digital currency, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.875 billion Qwertyuiopans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo London. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Qwertyuiopan economy, worth 799 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 163,957 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme. Crime is totally unknown. Qwertyuiopa's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Qwertyuiopa is ranked 15,804th in the world and 801st in The North Pacific for Largest Governments, scoring 28.71 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Devout: 5,267thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,551stMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,858thMost Inclusive: 6,885thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,283rdNicest Citizens: 7,412thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,673rdLargest Welfare Programs: 7,753rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,970thLargest Black Market: 7,985thMost Efficient Economies: 8,190thLargest Retail Industry: 8,311thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,477thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,656thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,524thMost Armed: 11,225thHighest Average Incomes: 11,542ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,956thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,216thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,260thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,672ndBest Weather: 13,315thMost Developed: 14,060thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,651stLargest Publishing Industry: 15,499thLargest Governments: 15,804thMost Cultured: 16,114thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,527thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,130thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,549thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,573rdMost Average: 18,971stSmartest Citizens: 19,548thHighest Drug Use: 21,063rd
Most Average: 191st in the regionMost Devout: 237th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 328th in the regionLargest Black Market: 337th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 348th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 369th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 375th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 386th in the regionMost Armed: 392nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 403rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Inclusive: 413th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 423rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 444th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 451st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 464th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 468th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 542nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 557th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 619th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 648th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 699th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 711th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 713th in the regionBest Weather: 771st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 777th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 789th in the regionLargest Governments: 801st in the regionMost Developed: 804th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 808th in the regionMost Cultured: 828th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 965th in the region

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