The Queen's State of Rachel McPhail is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.004 billion Rachel McPhailians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Rachel McPhailian economy, worth a remarkable 1,110 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 42,702 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,327 per year while the poor average 2,294, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is avowedly atheist, voting is voluntary, and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Rachel McPhail's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Rachel McPhail is ranked 13,763^rd in the world and 6^th in Edinburgh for Lowest Crime Rates, with 36.04 law-abiding acts per hour.