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The Ral System Capital World of Ral Ixshida

“May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: The Empire of Triphoria

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Ral Ixshida

Population36.919 billion

CapitalLatsudan
LeaderSimon Crowe
FaithTriforianism

CurrencyHylian Rupee
AnimalVaali Tiger

The Ral System Capital World of Ral Ixshida is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Simon Crowe with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.919 billion Hylians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latsudan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hylian economy, worth an astonishing 11,708 trillion Hylian Rupees a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 317,150 Hylian Rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, Ral Ixshida has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Hylian Rupees on liquor and tobacco, and the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance. Crime is totally unknown. Ral Ixshida's national animal is the Vaali Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Triforianism.

Ral Ixshida is ranked 291st in the world and 1st in The Empire of Triphoria for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 34,237.94 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 5,584thMost Efficient Economies: 6,185thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,733rdMost Stationary: 13,504thTop
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Most Influential: 15,810thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,152ndMost Secular: 17,904thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,590thMost Income Equality: 22,949thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,921st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, the government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Hylian Rupees on liquor and tobacco.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, Ral Ixshida has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Ral Ixshida are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Ral Ixshida, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.

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