The Nomadic Zombies of Rambling Zombies is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 12.734 billion Rambling Zombiesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, International Aid, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 41.0%.

The Rambling Zombiesian economy, worth 583 trillion Brains a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 45,799 Brains, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rambling Zombies's national animal is the Zombie Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rambling Zombies is ranked 198,180^th in the world and 8^th in Zombieland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.85 law-abiding acts per hour.