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The Free Land of Really Big Bama Fan

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Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: SEC Fanatics


Really Big Bama Fan

Population559 million



The Free Land of Really Big Bama Fan is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 559 million Really Big Bama Fanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuscaloosa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Really Big Bama Fanian economy, worth 61.9 trillion Crimsons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 110,817 Crimsons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 524,552 per year while the poor average 13,844, a ratio of 37.9 to 1.

Confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", disputed territories across SEC Fanatics are being claimed by Really Big Bama Fanian college students, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", and children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Really Big Bama Fan's national animal is the Elephant.

Really Big Bama Fan is ranked 1,667th in the world and 1st in SEC Fanatics for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 14,078.31 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,667thHighest Crime Rates: 1,936thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,728thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,200thFattest Citizens: 3,677thLargest Retail Industry: 3,958thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,063rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,357thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,637thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,823rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,966thMost Armed: 9,594thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,966thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,002ndMost Avoided: 14,874thHighest Drug Use: 15,084thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,895thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,291stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,855thMost Efficient Economies: 21,268th

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