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The Totalitarian Empire of Reatilber Soclistice

“Everything not forbidden is compulsory.” Big Brother

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: New Western Empire

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Reatilber Soclistice

Population5.553 billion

CapitalAirstrip One
LeaderBig Brother
FaithEnglish Socialism

CurrencyImperial Doubloons
AnimalHawk

The Totalitarian Empire of Reatilber Soclistice is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.553 billion Proles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Reatilber Soclisticean economy, worth a remarkable 1,867 trillion Imperial Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 336,392 Imperial Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Hawk', every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, and government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Big Brother. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reatilber Soclistice's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is English Socialism.

Reatilber Soclistice is ranked 1,711th in the world and 5th in New Western Empire for Most Developed, scoring 97.92 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 126thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 398thLargest Agricultural Sector: 418thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 568thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 609thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 613thLowest Crime Rates: 824thMost Corrupt Governments: 851stMost Influential: 1,354thLargest Black Market: 1,394thHighest Average Incomes: 1,470thMost Conservative: 1,583rdMost Developed: 1,711thLargest Governments: 1,881stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,911thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,027thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,397thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2,689thHealthiest Citizens: 3,101stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,301stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,461stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,468thMost Devout: 3,476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,513thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,698thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,721stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,021stSmartest Citizens: 4,282ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,559thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,907thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,425thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,806thBest Weather: 6,806thMost Efficient Economies: 7,181stHighest Economic Output: 9,091stLargest Mining Sector: 11,089thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,936thMost Extreme: 15,917thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,421st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Reatilber Soclistice voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
  • : Reatilber Soclistice endorsed The Federal Republic of Sagarelia.
  • : Reatilber Soclistice voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
  • : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Big Brother.
  • : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Hawk'.
  • : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, new Reatilber Soclisticean taxis are fitted with server racks.
  • : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Reatilber Soclistice was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.

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