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The Resident CRAZY of Rebel-topia

“Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific



Population16.994 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The Resident CRAZY of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.994 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,303 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,531 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 26,673rd in the world and 545th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 212.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 303rdMost Influential: 653rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,141stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,447thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,974thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,024thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,243rdBest Weather: 3,360thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,558thSafest: 3,661stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,850thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,907thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,298thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,380thLargest Governments: 4,631stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,834thHealthiest Citizens: 5,321stMost Devout: 5,399thHighest Economic Output: 6,310thMost Developed: 6,570thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,436thMost Cultured: 7,814thMost Efficient Economies: 9,141stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,779thLargest Populations: 9,935thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,507thSmartest Citizens: 13,541stHighest Average Incomes: 17,220thMost Stationary: 21,077thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,364th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 63rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionLargest Populations: 81st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 89th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 96th in the regionBest Weather: 112th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126th in the regionSafest: 126th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 128th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 137th in the regionMost Devout: 143rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 168th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Developed: 206th in the regionMost Cultured: 229th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 234th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 259th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 304th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 393rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 408th in the regionMost Stationary: 420th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 482nd in the regionNudest: 545th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 673rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 715th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 818th in the region

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