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The Resident CRAZY and MoRA of Rebel-topia

“Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific



Population14.933 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The Resident CRAZY and MoRA of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.933 billion Rebel-topians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,117 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,804 Deutschy-Markies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 110,464th in the world and 4,415th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 47.24 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 306thMost Influential: 591stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 918thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,952ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,459thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,420thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,502ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,621stBest Weather: 3,829thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,870thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,912thSafest: 3,926thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,977thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,132ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,417thLargest Governments: 4,629thMost Devout: 4,849thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,857thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,925thHealthiest Citizens: 5,303rdHighest Economic Output: 5,709thMost Developed: 5,944thMost Cultured: 8,115thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,258thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,575thLargest Populations: 10,296thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,025thMost Pacifist: 13,052ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,295thSmartest Citizens: 14,550thNudest: 16,740th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 65th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 69th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Populations: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 85th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 86th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 91st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 93rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 101st in the regionMost Devout: 110th in the regionBest Weather: 118th in the regionSafest: 119th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 121st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 129th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 149th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Developed: 185th in the regionMost Cultured: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 223rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 326th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 355th in the regionNudest: 400th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 437th in the regionMost Pacifist: 496th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 543rd in the regionMost Stationary: 569th in the region

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