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The Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia

“Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific



Population18.216 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.216 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,383 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,861 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, almost all products in Rebel-topia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 3,725th in the world and 121st in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,586.71 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 222ndMost Influential: 434thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,111thLowest Crime Rates: 2,411thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,522ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,655thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,934thBest Weather: 3,245thSafest: 3,342ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,415thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,688thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,725thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,194thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,324thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,667thLargest Governments: 4,695thHealthiest Citizens: 5,401stMost Devout: 5,848thHighest Economic Output: 6,671stMost Developed: 6,745thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,901stMost Cultured: 7,564thMost Efficient Economies: 9,502ndLargest Populations: 9,778thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,202ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,666thSmartest Citizens: 14,149thMost Stationary: 19,160thHighest Average Incomes: 19,493rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,930th
Most Influential: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 56th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 64th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 77th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 86th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 88th in the regionBest Weather: 114th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 116th in the regionSafest: 118th in the regionLargest Governments: 120th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 121st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 131st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 145th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 177th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Devout: 182nd in the regionMost Developed: 218th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 224th in the regionMost Cultured: 228th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 291st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 332nd in the regionMost Stationary: 368th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 432nd in the regionNudest: 484th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 551st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 579th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 725th in the region

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