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The Empire of Reborn Vandals

“Reborn from ashes, we will take all that remains.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Regional Influence: Enforcer

Location: The Imperial Union


Reborn Vandals

Population1.337 billion

FaithThe Imperial Cult


The Empire of Reborn Vandals is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lucaroth with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.337 billion Reborn Vandalsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucintinia. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The very strong Reborn Vandalsian economy, worth 93.9 trillion Kekkels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 70,198 Kekkels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Kekkel treacle machine, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, Lucaroth is the self-declared God of all Reborn Vandals, and anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reborn Vandals's national animal is the Racoon, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is The Imperial Cult.

Reborn Vandals is ranked 120,239th in the world and 3rd in The Imperial Union for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.14 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,981stLargest Mining Sector: 9,689thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,039thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,926th

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