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The Imaginary Coca of Reclano

“Choosing our delusional thinking over yours!” Meph

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Gay

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Reclano

Population10.185 billion

Capitalthe conquererd city of Yesterday
LeaderMeph
Faiththe philosophy of all you need is $TA$H

Currencyproperty is theft and theft is propertie
Animalimprisoned masses

The Imaginary Coca of Reclano is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Meph with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.185 billion Reclansmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the conquererd city of Yesterday. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Reclanoid economy, worth 364 trillion property is theft and theft is properties a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 35,740 property is theft and theft is properties, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reclano's national animal is the imprisoned masses, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the philosophy of all you need is $TA$H.

Reclano is ranked 109,468th in the world and 28th in Gay for Highest Crime Rates, with 3.1 Crimes Per Hour.

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Most Armed: 6,405thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,379thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,843rd
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Most Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Reclano was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Reclano, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Reclano was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Reclano was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Reclano was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Reclano, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Reclano, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Reclano, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.
  • : Following new legislation in Reclano, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Reclano, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.

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