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The Disputed Territories of Recruitment Telegram Receiver

“As if your recording everything I'm saying!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: New Regime of Great Cyan


Recruitment Telegram Receiver

Population3.299 billion

CapitalPost Office
LeaderRecruitment Telegram Receiver

Animalpink fluffy unicorn

The Disputed Territories of Recruitment Telegram Receiver is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Recruitment Telegram Receiver with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.299 billion Recruitment Telegram Receivers are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Post Office. The average income tax rate is 37.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Recruitment Telegram Receiver economy, worth 110 trillion telegrams a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,604 telegrams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death, Recruitment Telegram Receiver politicians are often described as having more style than substance, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Recruitment Telegram Receiver's national animal is the pink fluffy unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Telegramming.

Recruitment Telegram Receiver is ranked 79,976th in the world and 1st in New Regime of Great Cyan for Most Primitive, scoring -28.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,429th

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