The Republic of Red Army 7 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Senate with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 3.644 billion Red Army 7ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 20.2%.

The strong Red Army 7ian economy, worth 205 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 56,452 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government snoops on private internet connections, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Army 7's national animal is the Face, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Red Army 7 is ranked 275,781^st in the world and 18^th in Facepunch for Nudest, with 45 cheeks per square mile.