The Proud Austrian Farmers of Red Bull Salzburg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Red Bull GmbH with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, aversion to nipples, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.348 billion Austrian farmers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salzburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Austrian farmer economy, worth 925 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 173,009 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,457,728 per year while the poor average 3,844, a ratio of 379 to 1.

The armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, military chiefs are predicting extra funding in this year's budget, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, and one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Red Bull Salzburg's national animal is the Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Red Bull.

Red Bull Salzburg is ranked 289,138^th in the world and 16^th in FIFA Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 33.79 law-abiding acts per hour.