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The Federal Republic of Red Hawk

“Logicality Surmounts All” Herald A Roswaal

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific


Red Hawk

Population3.979 billion

LeaderHerald A Roswaal

AnimalRed-tailed Hawk

The Federal Republic of Red Hawk is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Herald A Roswaal with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.979 billion Red Hawkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tristitia. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Red Hawkian economy, worth 441 trillion Zenis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,043 Zenis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Red Hawkian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, the only science is political science, the Liberal Progressive and Progressive Liberal parties swear that they have totally different ideologies, and annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red Hawk's national animal is the Red-tailed Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Red Hawk is ranked 186,831st in the world and 7,646th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -4.24 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,632ndTop
Most Influential: 4,732ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,146thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,187thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,297thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,331stSafest: 11,519thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,123rdBest Weather: 13,326thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,641stLowest Crime Rates: 15,184thMost Developed: 15,308thSmartest Citizens: 15,350thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,753rdHighest Poor Incomes: 17,146thHealthiest Citizens: 17,429thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,279thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,475thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,161stMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,207thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,558thMost Cultured: 22,192ndMost Pacifist: 22,207th
Least Corrupt Governments: 338th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 519th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 563rd in the regionSafest: 661st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 725th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 741st in the regionBest Weather: 756th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 787th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 825th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 829th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 847th in the regionMost Developed: 856th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 938th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 947th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 954th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Red Hawk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Red Hawk voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Communist Bloc".
  • : Red Hawk voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting the Rights of Labour Unions".
  • : Following new legislation in Red Hawk, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Hawk, the Liberal Progressive and Progressive Liberal parties swear that they have totally different ideologies.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Hawk, the only science is political science.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Hawk, Red Hawkian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation.
  • : Following new legislation in Red Hawk, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Red Hawk was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Red Hawk, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 141 » Lulubellia, 1 very fast endotarter, Wineclaw, Aerilia, The Tampa Bay Rays, Orado, Bharathvarsh, Loutsland, The Rhein States, Svenskskit, Yokciq Empire, Bankowiata, New Lakemba, Slyakanya, Ethnon, Valentine Z, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Empy, Andexia, Guer Aike, Xentherida, Hamerica, Koda-Land, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Shibutani, Sachi, Dreadton, Corfad, Ravendi, Zzozona, Star Kingdom, Former English Colony, Kocherian, Pytong, New Celoveniortan, North Bratislava, Sikol, Hardscrabble, Siwale, Wisconsota, Territorio di Nessuno, Interdimensional Zone, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Navsland, Kazoo Basin, Strongwill, Climeria, Republica Guilleana, Dar es Saalam, and 91 others.Omnistria, Votak Matim, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Runeda, Testnation223, Sunto, Xipher, Wilkshire, Patrician, Colfes, Notyoutopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Kragsgale, Sundred, Daiz, Fauzjhia, Planes, Cretox State, Kranostav, Shadowrik, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Moubarakistan, His Enduring Majesty, Chips and Guac, Selfgradatude, El Fiji Grande, Pasargad, Barabolia, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Otakus and Weebs, East Akra, The Pantheons, Vesteysia, Madjack, Seijitsu, Sil Dorsett, Clan Spaniel, Odelinor, Pallaith, Port Naga, Maratabat, Nodnarb, Greater Afroeurasia, Imperial Pieserged, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Free Salvation, Travislavania, Figyjharli, Trumpski, Maott, Heilhum Imperius, Sanjurika, Wapistan, Nalver And, Dangine, Kromi, Questann, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Texanz, Shotokonia, Simone Republic, The Republic of Free Peoples, Super Girl, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, Xyrron, Holy Oranz, BTProductions, San Felipe, Libertania Democratica, Blyskalia, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, Draconian Progression, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Venicea, Alexander the Magnus, Viridiann, Ellbonnia, Religioncord, Korean-Joseon, Siberian Workforce, Defense For The World Assembly, Seanat, and Tsandonown.

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