The Imperial Sovereign Fleet of Regallio is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Kaiser Chang-Kai Holstein with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.928 billion Regallanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HMS Zhenich. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Regallanese economy, worth a remarkable 3,433 trillion Armada Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 495,526 Armada Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms, and sushi is sold on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regallio's national animal is the Kraken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of the Kaiser.

Regallio is ranked 13,899^th in the world and 310^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,704.26 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.