The Complete failure of RegiisCarmina is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Guirle Maquidermis with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 1.778 billion RegiisCarminans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mastisya. The average income tax rate is 70.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RegiisCarminan economy, worth 180 trillion RegCars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 101,353 RegCars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, diplomats in RegiisCarmina are furious at constant police surveillance, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RegiisCarmina's national animal is the palaocos, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zaz.

RegiisCarmina is ranked 108,323^rd in the world and 3^rd in The Resting Place for Most Politically Free, scoring 37.33 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.