The Empire of RegiisCarmina is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Guirle Maquidermis with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.677 billion RegiisCarminans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mastisya. The average income tax rate is 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient RegiisCarminan economy, worth 379 trillion RegCars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,243 RegCars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, and unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RegiisCarmina's national animal is the palaocos, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zaz.

RegiisCarmina is ranked 50,556^th in the world and 1^st in Voltarium for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,749.05 on the Hickory Productivity Index.