The Principality of Regrbl is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Varnava Petrov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.394 billion Regrblis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pumpkin Patch Town. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Regrblian economy, worth 630 trillion Pumpkins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 85,292 Pumpkins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", and engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regrbl's national animal is the GMO Chicken, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Regrbl is ranked 60,907^th in the world and 2^nd in Yecyma for Most Patriotic, with 27.13 flags saluted per person per day.