The Empire of Reich dFafa is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 552 million Fabricist are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.9%.

The all-consuming Fabricist economy, worth 54.5 trillion Fabriciies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 98,755 Fabriciies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 614,007 per year while the poor average 6,812, a ratio of 90.1 to 1.

Citizens have an obligation to remain silent and anything they say may be used against them, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, Reich dFafa's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply. Crime is a problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Reich dFafa's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Reich dFafa is ranked 252,232^nd in the world and 4,484^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -117.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.