The Empire of Reichengrad is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tsar Prescott LXVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.23 billion Reichengradians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bakvodov City. The average income tax rate is 75.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Reichengradian economy, worth 437 trillion Reiches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,404 Reiches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, Tsar Prescott LXVIII has taken to wearing medal-adorned military uniform in all public appearances, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reichengrad's national animal is the Bull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hillbillyism.

Reichengrad is ranked 85,680^th in the world and 70^th in Ridgefield for Safest, scoring 89.86 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.