The Empire of Rejected Scarlett is a large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions and enforced nudity. The quiet, industrious population of 90 million Rejected Scarlettians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 24.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Rejected Scarlettian economy, worth 3.32 trillion lire a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,860 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government's policy is 'all pain, no grain', the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, and fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rejected Scarlett's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rejected Scarlett is ranked 3,781^st in the world and 156^th in Osiris for Nudest, with 1,205.25 cheeks per square mile.