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The Power and Glory of Rekasneg

“Complacency threatens. Providence awaits.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Regionless

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Rekasneg

Population18.356 billion

Currencygold serpent
Animallion-headed serpent

The Power and Glory of Rekasneg is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.356 billion Rekasneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rekasnean economy, worth a remarkable 8,223 trillion gold serpents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 447,987 gold serpents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rekasneg's national animal is the lion-headed serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rekasneg is ranked 290,381st in the world and 50th in Regionless for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -37.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 9thMost Patriotic: 35thHighest Average Tax Rates: 38thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 41stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 43rdLargest Governments: 48thMost Developed: 73rdLongest Average Lifespans: 80thMost Beautiful Environments: 126thHealthiest Citizens: 127thMost Conservative: 148thMost Corrupt Governments: 149thHighest Poor Incomes: 151stMost Advanced Public Education: 170thSmartest Citizens: 174thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 191stBest Weather: 219thMost Secular: 246thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 357thMost Scientifically Advanced: 359thMost Authoritarian: 490thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 503rdSafest: 529thMost Valuable International Artwork: 620thMost Efficient Economies: 687thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 698thHighest Average Incomes: 730thLargest Information Technology Sector: 734thMost Cultured: 743rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 768thMost Advanced Public Transport: 831stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 844thMost Armed: 1,211thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,265thHighest Economic Output: 1,338thHighest Food Quality: 1,388thMost Extreme: 1,474thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,617thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,146thTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,805thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,886thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,653rdMost Influential: 11,966thTop
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Largest Populations: 19,071stMost Stationary: 23,991st
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Rekasneg at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, Big Belly is watching you.

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