Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Instigator
Location: Regionless
Population | 18.356 billion |
Currency | gold serpent |
Animal | lion-headed serpent |
The Power and Glory of Rekasneg is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its anti-smoking policies, ban on automobiles, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.356 billion Rekasneans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Rekasnean economy, worth a remarkable 8,223 trillion gold serpents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 447,987 gold serpents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rekasneg's national animal is the lion-headed serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Rekasneg is ranked 290,381st in the world and 50th in Regionless for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -37.1 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Rekasneg at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
- : Following new legislation in Rekasneg, Big Belly is watching you.