The Theocracy of Religious Madness is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, prohibition of alcohol, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 381 million religious madwomen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonfire Island. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.8%.

The very strong religiously mad economy, worth 25.3 trillion tithes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,324 tithes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 208,640 per year while the poor average 16,131, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, the Bonfire Island XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, teddy bears and pajamas have replaced briefcases and suits in Religious Madness's offices, and little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Religious Madness's national animal is the animal sacrifice, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Religious Madness is ranked 116,122^nd in the world and 27^th in Gypsy Lands for Largest Governments, scoring 15.36 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.