The Mandate of Reorganized Pakistani Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Observing Council with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.043 billion Reorganized Pakistani Republicians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Islamabad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Reorganized Pakistani Republician economy, worth a remarkable 3,096 trillion Rupies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 384,965 Rupies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,590,233 per year while the poor average 3,660, a ratio of 980 to 1.

Reorganized Pakistani Republician companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking, and hazmat suits are a common Reorganized Pakistani Republician garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Reorganized Pakistani Republic's national animal is the Markhor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Enforced Atheism.

Reorganized Pakistani Republic is ranked 18,620^th in the world and 683^rd in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 95 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.