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The Greatest State of Republic of Guadalajara

“La Patria es Primero”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The Mountain Oasis

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Republic of Guadalajara

Population13.902 billion

CapitalGuadalajara City
LeaderPresident Sánchez

CurrencyTapatían Peso
AnimalVenado Cola Blanca

The Greatest State of Republic of Guadalajara is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Sánchez with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 13.902 billion Tapatíos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Guadalajara City. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tapatían economy, worth a remarkable 1,567 trillion Tapatían Pesos a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,722 Tapatían Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, babies are a small but significant export, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Guadalajara's national animal is the Venado Cola Blanca, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republic of Guadalajara is ranked 15,141st in the world and 1st in The Mountain Oasis for Most Influential, scoring 2,819 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,539thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,819thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,791stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,146thMost Efficient Economies: 6,313thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,631stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,190thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,242ndSafest: 8,263rdMost Developed: 8,524thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,593rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,751stLowest Crime Rates: 8,962ndBest Weather: 9,355thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,099thHighest Economic Output: 10,304thLargest Governments: 10,583rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,907thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 11,957thMost Influential: 15,141stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,712thSmartest Citizens: 15,862ndLargest Populations: 16,538thMost Cultured: 17,192ndHighest Poor Incomes: 17,322ndMost Secular: 18,227thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,293rd

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