The Social Republic of Republic of La Boca is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Valentín Barco with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless population of 16.735 billion Boquenses are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quilmes. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Boquense economy, worth a remarkable 3,399 trillion Boquense peso convertibles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 203,130 Boquense peso convertibles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A plague of zealots has been unleashed on the streets of Quilmes, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of La Boca's national animal is the Dachshund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodox Christianity.

Republic of La Boca is ranked 294,253^rd in the world and 3^rd in Latam for Highest Disposable Incomes, with zero Standard Monetary Units.