The Waterbottl Shell Government of Republic of the great dadacita is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lewyshell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.457 billion 19th century water bottle shell Macaqueses are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dadacita city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Dadcitan economy, worth 171 trillion 19th century English coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,938 19th century English coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The best defense is a good fence, unemployed butchers line the streets, suspicious locals close their doors leaving tourists to suffer the elements by themselves, and cynics say that Lewyshell's speeches are a leading cause of death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of the great dadacita's national animal is the Shell bottle from the 19th century, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is 45bridge.

Republic of the great dadacita is ranked 25,439^th in the world and 1^st in Shellacita for Most Secular, with 42.23 Atheism Rate.