The Republic of Republiqueducroissant is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Maitre Croissant with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate population of 4.657 billion Croissantois are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Métropole du Grand Croissant. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Croissantois economy, worth 469 trillion Dollar croissantiens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,778 Dollar croissantiens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Halberds are common 18th birthday presents, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Republiqueducroissant, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republiqueducroissant's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Croissantisme.

Republiqueducroissant is ranked 57,769^th in the world and 1,389^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 100,778.92 Standard Monetary Units.