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The Federation of RETALIA

“United We Stand, Together We Fight” Koray Valerius

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Union Of Democracy

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RETALIA

Population4.663 billion

CapitalAzulasant
LeaderKoray Valerius
Faithidk

CurrencyRem
AnimalRattlesnake

The Federation of RETALIA is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Koray Valerius with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.663 billion Retalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azulasant. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RETALIAian economy, worth 508 trillion Rems a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,148 Rems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RETALIA's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is idk.

RETALIA is ranked 35,513th in the world and 3rd in Union Of Democracy for Most Authoritarian, with 1,412.21 milliStalins.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 4,694thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,018thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,279thTop
10%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 12,122ndMost Developed: 12,977thLargest Black Market: 13,552ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,670thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,883rdLowest Crime Rates: 17,605thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,067thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,137thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,183rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,567thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,574thMost Efficient Economies: 18,591stLongest Average Lifespans: 20,061stMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,937th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in RETALIA, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in RETALIA, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
  • : Following new legislation in RETALIA, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in RETALIA, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines.
  • : Following new legislation in RETALIA, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.
  • : Following new legislation in RETALIA, citizens are now allowed to discuss whether Koray Valerius is the greatest ruler ever or simply the greatest ruler of this generation.
  • : Following new legislation in RETALIA, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in RETALIA, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : RETALIA was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in RETALIA, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.

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