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The Federal Republic of RetroBeaners

“Long Live the Empire”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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RetroBeaners

Population916 million

CapitalParadis
LeaderEl Don de Paradis

CurrencyLibra
AnimalMonarch

The Federal Republic of RetroBeaners is a huge, safe nation, ruled by El Don de Paradis with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 916 million RetroBeanersians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradis. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient RetroBeanersian economy, worth 116 trillion Libras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 127,705 Libras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute El Don de Paradis's portrait, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. RetroBeaners's national animal is the Monarch, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

RetroBeaners is ranked 108,081st in the world and 4,615th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,056.64 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 945thMost Influential: 2,034thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 9,016thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,092ndMost Developed: 11,404thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,751stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,074thMost Inclusive: 12,259thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,562ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,684thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,183rdLargest Governments: 14,759thSmartest Citizens: 15,781stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,039thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,200thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,977thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,397thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,577thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,784thMost Efficient Economies: 17,830thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,098thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,620thHighest Average Incomes: 20,672ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,723rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,484thMost Secular: 22,905thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,038thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,335th
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Largest Retail Industry: 480th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 497th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 524th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 645th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 650th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 659th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 667th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 680th in the regionMost Developed: 684th in the regionMost Inclusive: 738th in the regionLargest Governments: 752nd in the regionMost Influential: 772nd in the regionNudest: 774th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 807th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 848th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 861st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 866th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 872nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 894th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 929th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 930th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : RetroBeaners endorsed The Crater of Miamington.
  • : RetroBeaners was endorsed by The Crater of Miamington.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, state officials tend to disappear after they forget to salute El Don de Paradis's portrait.
  • : RetroBeaners was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, they who do not work shall not eat.
  • : Following new legislation in RetroBeaners, entire provinces are populated solely by nuclear missile technicians and military police.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 205 » Shibutani, New Lakemba, Hardscrabble, Yaorozu, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Lulubellia, Brucklania, Aerilia, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Rhein States, Kazoo Basin, Bankowiata, Notyoutopia, Odelinor, Pasargad, Pytong, Republica Guilleana, Great Bights Mum, Climeria, Heilhum Imperius, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Orado, Paradeavenlisian States, Votak Matim, Former English Colony, Dreadton, Arson pog, Zzozona, Interdimensional Zone, Corfad, Omnistria, Siwale, Strongwill, Territorio di Nessuno, Sevinland, WeKnow, North Bratislava, Koda-Land, Sikol, Cretox State, Newpromisedland, Draconian Progression, Loutsland, Dar es Saalam, Imperial Pieserged, Slyakanya, Valentine Z, Selfgradatude, and 155 others.The Pleiads, Yellops, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, East Akra, Sunto, Joodey, Seijitsu, Wineclaw, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Xipher, Venicea, Colfes, 1 very fast endotarter, Ravendi, Ethnon, Blyskalia, Kranostav, Sil Dorsett, Port Naga, Nodnarb, Kragsgale, Frances Francis the First of France, Sundred, Star Kingdom, El Fiji Grande, Holy Oranz, Darkmondoria, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, Godwanna, The Pantheons, Svenskskit, Libertania Democratica, His Enduring Majesty, The Serdey Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Bharathvarsh, GenshinImpact, Illusia and Neverendia, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Aeolist, Barabolia, Galbadiana, Sahbido, Ardretia, Yokciq Empire, Xagill, Pallaith, Xentherida, Que Lukustinardon, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, Wilkshire, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, The Endless Eventide, Super Girl, Madjack, Upper Libertatem, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Seenvorland, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Simone Republic, Sachi, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Innocentic, Muqatil, Crusadam, McMasterdonia, Testnation223, Moubarakistan, Chips and Guac, KhalChicken, Otakus and Weebs, Vesteysia, Gondwanaia, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Kromi, Francois Isidore, Zemnaya Svoboda, Travislavania, Free Salvation, Figyjharli, Trumpski, Maott, Wapistan, Sanjurika, PotatoFarmers, Malta Comino Gozo, The Ultimate Republic, Aryan Homeland, Dangine, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Nation1812, Shotokonia, Servilis, Tyirza, Xyrron, BTProductions, Folenz, San Felipe, Liminyj, TyGerria, Iberia y las Colonias, Rainengrad, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Ellbonnia, Cajland, Perikuresu, ForestMythal, Religioncord, Centrialand, Seanat, Atlunartemis, Britle, Capablanca, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Libvillia, Ootasa, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Card Kingdom, Fraystonia, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Andanavia, Kastonvia, Solimun, Sopernia, Kinitopia, Nikhilesh23, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Nova Arcania, Tringapore, Unshleepd, WLDO, Sahriastan, Lionia, The Calabash Protectorate, Outer Shenendoah, Jaxikistan, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, The Blazeland Administration, and Miamington.

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