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The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand

“Si vis bellum, para bellum” Smug anime girl

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: The North Pacific


Revolutionary Sealand

Population8.848 billion

CapitalNeo Yokio
LeaderSmug anime girl
FaithThicc Thighs

CurrencyAnime Tiddy
AnimalBlue-Eyes White Dragon

The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Smug anime girl with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.848 billion Weebs are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo Yokio. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weeb economy, worth a remarkable 3,190 trillion Anime Tiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 360,616 Anime Tiddies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,199,871 per year while the poor average 26,114, a ratio of 84.2 to 1.

Dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, and agricultural employees work for peanuts. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thicc Thighs.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 151,001st in the world and 7,381st in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 22.57 Years.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 186thLargest Retail Industry: 203rdMost Avoided: 251stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 271stFattest Citizens: 277thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 294thHighest Disposable Incomes: 326thLargest Gambling Industry: 341stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 400thMost Corrupt Governments: 444thMost Armed: 521stMost Influential: 556thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 574thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 592ndLargest Insurance Industry: 626thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 635thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 660thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 691stHighest Average Incomes: 841stLargest Mining Sector: 858thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 872ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 982ndRudest Citizens: 1,230thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,401stTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,604thMost Devout: 1,732ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,961stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,218thHighest Economic Output: 3,062ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,655thMost Efficient Economies: 4,723rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,767thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,956thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,510thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,564thTop
Most Pro-Market: 7,930thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,516thLargest Governments: 9,082ndLargest Black Market: 10,088thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,739thHighest Drug Use: 13,286th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 58th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 65th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 69th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Devout: 80th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 81st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 131st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 132nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 146th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 169th in the regionMost Influential: 186th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 225th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 227th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 239th in the regionLargest Black Market: 282nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 355th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 435th in the regionLargest Governments: 465th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 478th in the regionMost Stationary: 499th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 523rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 592nd in the region

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