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The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand

“Si vis bellum, para bellum” A smug anime girl

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: The North Pacific


Revolutionary Sealand

Population11.234 billion

LeaderA smug anime girl
FaithThicc Thighs

CurrencyAnime Tiddy
AnimalBlue-Eyes White Dragon

The Empire of Revolutionary Sealand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by A smug anime girl with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.234 billion Weebs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OwO. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Weeb economy, worth a remarkable 4,361 trillion Anime Tiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 388,249 Anime Tiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,062,958 per year while the poor average 12,104, a ratio of 253 to 1.

Decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Revolutionary Sealand's national animal is the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Thicc Thighs.

Revolutionary Sealand is ranked 352nd in the world and 13th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 29,712.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 188thLargest Retail Industry: 214thMost Avoided: 233rdFattest Citizens: 238thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 260thHighest Disposable Incomes: 278thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 304thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 350thLargest Gambling Industry: 352ndMost Corrupt Governments: 416thMost Efficient Economies: 455thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 548thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 559thMost Influential: 566thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 580thMost Armed: 594thLargest Insurance Industry: 595thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 680thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 711thLargest Mining Sector: 815thHighest Average Incomes: 835thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 899thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 919thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 932ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 956thRudest Citizens: 1,019thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,606thMost Devout: 1,746thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,932ndTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,355thHighest Crime Rates: 2,582ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,925thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,265thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,947thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,252ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,955thLargest Governments: 6,918thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,805thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,075thMost Stationary: 15,416thMost Pro-Market: 16,347th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 32nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionRudest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Devout: 67th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 68th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 108th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 131st in the regionMost Influential: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 232nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 235th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 250th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 258th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 310th in the regionMost Stationary: 348th in the regionLargest Governments: 358th in the regionLargest Populations: 412th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 451st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 468th in the regionLargest Black Market: 469th in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 797th in the regionMost Extreme: 916th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,014th in the region

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