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The Mushqaedian Socialist of Rhinoveta

“1UP” General Marzaelo

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Realm of Ambrosia

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Rhinoveta

Population16.576 billion

CapitalMushington
LeaderGeneral Marzaelo
FaithMushai'sm

CurrencyMushcappes
AnimalMustepiate

The Mushqaedian Socialist of Rhinoveta is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Marzaelo with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.576 billion Mushqaedians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mushington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Rhinovetan economy, worth a remarkable 2,255 trillion Mushcappeses a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 136,069 Mushcappeses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,236 per year while the poor average 16,171, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.

Town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, the government is flooded with compensation requests, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhinoveta's national animal is the Mustepiate, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mushai'sm.

Rhinoveta is ranked 144,502nd in the world and 2nd in The Realm of Ambrosia for Most Stationary, with 182.34386246652 days.

Top
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,991stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,589thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,535thBest Weather: 7,027thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,470thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,328thLargest Black Market: 10,106thHighest Economic Output: 10,495thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,995thMost Secular: 11,605thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,721stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,489thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,767thTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 16,413thLowest Crime Rates: 18,956thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,438thHealthiest Citizens: 22,495thLargest Populations: 22,627thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,488thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,135thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,698thHighest Average Incomes: 28,069thLargest Governments: 28,732nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Rhinoveta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
  • : Rhinoveta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
  • : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.

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