Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: The Realm of Ambrosia
Population | 16.576 billion |
Capital | Mushington |
Leader | General Marzaelo |
Faith | Mushai'sm |
Currency | Mushcappes |
Animal | Mustepiate |
The Mushqaedian Socialist of Rhinoveta is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Marzaelo with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.576 billion Mushqaedians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mushington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Rhinovetan economy, worth a remarkable 2,255 trillion Mushcappeses a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 136,069 Mushcappeses, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,236 per year while the poor average 16,171, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.
Town welcome signs list corporate sponsors, the government is flooded with compensation requests, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rhinoveta's national animal is the Mustepiate, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mushai'sm.
Rhinoveta is ranked 144,502nd in the world and 2nd in The Realm of Ambrosia for Most Stationary, with 182.34386246652 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Rhinoveta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade.
- : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices.
- : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, the government is flooded with compensation requests.
- : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
- : Rhinoveta was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster.
- : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar.
- : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time.
- : Following new legislation in Rhinoveta, expats return home to a government devoid of social and environmental agencies.