The Republic of Rich everyone is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.79 billion Rich everyoneans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rich everyonean economy, worth a remarkable 5,464 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 701,485 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,357,238 per year while the poor average 25,127, a ratio of 213 to 1.

Historic buildings are being demolished to allow for road-widening in the city centre, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, nobody knows where reality TV show "The Real Housewives of CENSORED" is filmed, and ruff times are ahead for those who aren't keen on party costumes. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rich everyone's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rich everyone is ranked 2,064^th in the world and 10^th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Most Patriotic, with 106.47 flags saluted per person per day.