Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Newcomer
Location: Osiris
Population | 9.179 billion |
Currency | Bank |
Animal | Joker |
The Colony of Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.179 billion Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,484 trillion Banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,781 Banks, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.
A positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07's national animal is the Joker, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07 is ranked 235,102nd in the world and 7,183rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 22.6648118834 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07 was refounded in Osiris.
- : Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07 ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".