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The Colony of Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07

“Capaciteit: 400 kaarten”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: Osiris

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Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07

Population9.179 billion

CurrencyBank
AnimalJoker

The Colony of Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, enslaved workforce, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.179 billion Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,484 trillion Banks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 161,781 Banks, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

A positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07 is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07's national animal is the Joker, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Riemstagrad Kaarten Depot 07 is ranked 235,102nd in the world and 7,183rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 22.6648118834 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,185thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,094thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,289thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,525thLargest Mining Sector: 5,738thLargest Black Market: 5,748thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,948thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,004thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,699thNudest: 9,769thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,240thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,125thMost Secular: 13,229thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,529thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,763rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,419thHighest Economic Output: 18,127thHighest Average Incomes: 18,311thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,790thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,014thLargest Retail Industry: 20,367thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,955thMost Efficient Economies: 21,630thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,040thMost Patriotic: 24,949th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 32nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 125th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 176th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 313th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 316th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 349th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 389th in the regionLargest Black Market: 453rd in the regionNudest: 474th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 583rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 636th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 702nd in the regionMost Avoided: 702nd in the regionMost Secular: 755th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 756th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 894th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 941st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 973rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 988th in the region

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