The Protectorate of Rigo Emina is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning falcon population. The quiet, industrious population of 16.811 billion Rigo Eminans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Rigo Eminan economy, worth 713 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,446 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Rigo Emina's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Rigo Emina is ranked 150,873^rd in the world and 2^nd in CBTO for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.97 law-abiding acts per hour.