Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Hermit
Location: Educia
Population | 19.613 billion |
Capital | Rindiania City |
Leader | Sevic |
Faith | a major religion |
Currency | Bullet |
Animal | Rubber Duck |
The Rogue Nation of Rindiania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sevic with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.613 billion Rindianians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rindiania City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Rindianian economy, worth an astonishing 11,779 trillion Bullets a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 600,605 Bullets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,618,448 per year while the poor average 20,916, a ratio of 220 to 1.
The nation is wading into dangerous waters, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, and a popular Rindianian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Rindiania's national animal is the Rubber Duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.
Rindiania is ranked 119,658th in the world and 1st in Educia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 958.23 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, a popular Rindianian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, the nation is wading into dangerous waters.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Rindianian Hungry Games.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Sevic day after day.
- : Following new legislation in
Rindiania, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.